by Bob Dougherty
there may be a place in this world for them
but I don’t want them around me
wouldn’t eat in a restaurant
that tolerated them at all
trouble is they’re everywhere
they are rats and breed like crazy
spread all kinds of diseases
they’ve invaded our cities and farm country
but never thought — my neighborhood
you do what you can to protect
your home — you know
but the town — doesn’t do anything
then last week it happened
I knew one got under my house
I could literally smell that rat
well ya gotta do what cha gotta do
I grabbed what I needed
and climbed down in the cellar
followed my nose and trail of clues
found that rat lying by a hot air duct
dead nothing gory just a mummified rat
I couldn’t help thinking about
all his comings and goings down in the cellar
and how he never really bothered me at all
well ya gotta do what cha gotta do
the world’s sure a different place
down in the cellar
there may be a place in this world for them
but I don’t want them around me
wouldn’t eat in a restaurant
that tolerated them at all
trouble is they’re everywhere
they are rats and breed like crazy
spread all kinds of diseases
they’ve invaded our cities and farm country
but never thought — my neighborhood
you do what you can to protect
your home — you know
but the town — doesn’t do anything
then last week it happened
I knew one got under my house
I could literally smell that rat
well ya gotta do what cha gotta do
I grabbed what I needed
and climbed down in the cellar
followed my nose and trail of clues
found that rat lying by a hot air duct
dead nothing gory just a mummified rat
I couldn’t help thinking about
all his comings and goings down in the cellar
and how he never really bothered me at all
well ya gotta do what cha gotta do
the world’s sure a different place
down in the cellar