Gluteus Maximus, on two wheels,
Emperor, dare we err,
Spandex Caesar, with plastic crown
we beg thy favor fair.
Cast not digits. Be kind to us.
Of high dudgeon stay free.
The driver of two tons of steel
a curmudgeon may be.
In your garage next to your bike
is likely parked your car
and when you ride in humbler clothes
‘tis in your car you are.
Thus, “Share the Road” does go two ways;
‘tis common courtesy.
When cars and bikes perchance collide,
cars bludgeon bikes, you see.